The scientology master

Hello I'm Joel (last name unknown). Now, to start this typing catasrofy, I'm gonna bring up the subject of scientology wicth will eventually lead to the subject of John Travolta and to my own and your dismay, Tom cruise.
Now, you don't want me to type about scientology and some of of you may want me to talk about John Travolta, but not enough. For those who do want me to type about John Travolta, go out and rent season one of "Welcome back Kotter" and you'll pretty much know about as much about him as i do. That Vinnie Barbarinno, You gotta at least find him the least bit amusing. Any way we're way off topic unless you want to talk about "Days of Thunder", which I regretably have to say I have only seen half of on t.v. It was on really early and it woke me up half way through it because I had the T.v on the night before because I was wacthing David Spade on Conan O'brien. I have to admit, it was quite a funny interview. The only bad thing about it was that I had to sit Wacth Jay leno right before that because nothing else was on. Honestly i dont want to hear a high voiced, big chined, gray haired old man talk to kate beckensale. Well anyway, here I go about Tom Cruise, so brace yourself. As you and I know, Tom Cruise has grown out of his ray bands and I think that the reason for Cruise's Phycopathic moods latley have because he can't cope with the fact that he has to forget about the days of yelling at jack Nicolson and flying around at an elite flying school for advanced fighter pilots with Ice (who would later morph into Bruce Wayne and help ruin a franchise, that damn Joel Shumacher.. Go back to making crappy movies with sir. Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock). I think it's regular for a man to cope with his past by jumping on couches and being strict with thin haired Matt Lauer on the today show, forgeting why he was there in the first. The world wants to know about War of the Worlds Tom, we don't want hear about your fake lover, a girl who's character on Dawson's creek was boy's name (No i don't wacth Dawson's Creek, but to be be honest, I did think that when I first heard the name of the Friends spin off, I thought it was about her character on Dawson's Creek and thats why I didn't wacth it, maybe that's why it was cancelled, there you go Matt LeBlanc). And yes, I know these events took place last year, but back then I wasn't aware that the world obtained the technoligy to speak my mind over the internet, but when I heard about the new fad called "blogging" 11 months after the Today show incedent, I thought that I was out of luck on the whole Tom Cruise vs Matt Lauer celebrity boxing macth, but then baby Suri was born at the beginning of May, I thought "it's not a big enough event to be blooging about" (back then, I couldn't pronounce the word), but then Day 83 came, I'm not talking about day 83 of the "Joel hasn't ever tryed Coke with Lime" count, I talking about "The where's Suri Cruise?" count. It's been 83 days since she was born and still no Close Encouter with Cruise. Hmmm, does she exist? I don't think so!